I refuse to apologize for this:
#!/usr/bin/perl -w
use strict;
my $spell = hex('123');
my $you = "a garden of delight.";
my $rituals = 10;
my $plan = "I, the despoiler";
my @describe = reverse (qw ( seek meet tell alarm bless ));
while ($rituals--) {
if ($rituals < 5) {
print cast($spell) => "$you\n";
} else {
reset reverse ($plan, times);
}
}
sub cast {
foreach my $invocation (caller) {
my $plan = join ' with me ', "#", $invocation, $you ;
do {
study $plan;
eval "$plan";
$plan .= " here, unharmed.";
};
}
return "$plan, " . $describe[$rituals] . " you in ";
}
ESPECIALLY to Mrs. Vroom, who is lovely and patient.
