RE: The YAPC Quest

[buzzcutbuddha]

This worked to get me a date with my now fiance (at least, it worked in English... :) )

     use hope;
     $I_Was_Wondering_If_You_Would_Join_Me_For_Coffee_After_Work = 1;
     if (!$you_Drink_coffee)
     {
          $How_About_Soda = 1;
          if (!$you_Drink_Soda)
          {
               $How_About_Water = 1;
               if (!$Thirsty_After_Work)
               {
                    print "Please join me Friday after work.  I'd like
+ to get to know you Heather.";
                    ⌣
               }
          }
     }

She seriously said to me:
'I don't drink coffee.'
'I don't drink soda after work.'
'I'm not thirsty after work.'
'But I'll be happy to meet you.'
:)
Happy ending for me!

[Q*bert]

Notice he was so sure of himself that he didn't even bother to include else clauses. ;)