RE: The YAPC Quest

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This worked to get me a date with my now fiance (at least, it worked in English... :) )


     use hope;
     $I_Was_Wondering_If_You_Would_Join_Me_For_Coffee_After_Work = 1;
     if (!$you_Drink_coffee)
     {
          $How_About_Soda = 1;
          if (!$you_Drink_Soda)
          {
               $How_About_Water = 1;
               if (!$Thirsty_After_Work)
               {
                    print "Please join me Friday after work.  I'd like
+ to get to know you Heather.";
                    &smile;
               }
          }
     }
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She seriously said to me:
'I don't drink coffee.'
'I don't drink soda after work.'
'I'm not thirsty after work.'
'But I'll be happy to meet you.'
:)
Happy ending for me!

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RE: RE: The YAPC Quest by Q*bert (Sexton) on Jun 23, 2000 at 21:17 UTC
Notice he was so sure of himself that he didn't even bother to include else clauses. ;)	[reply]

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