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Re: My favorite lie is...

by BrowserUk (Pope)
on Oct 17, 2002 at 03:54 UTC ( #205930=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??


in reply to My favorite lie is...

Several, in no particular order

  • ...don't worry, I'm not trying to sell you anything...
  • Yes, we're looking for show homes in your area and we think your's would be perfect.
  • We won't use your email for any other purpose....
  • Peace of mind with our low-cost, fully-comprehensive insurance cover Does not cover force majuere, acts of god, terrorism, natural disasters, unatural disasters, things that happen on Saturdays, nor weekdays, nor the Sabbath <even smaller>which is deemed to be Sunday regardless of your religion</evensmaler>
  • ..comes with a lifetime guarentee.... and you will be wanting our extended warrentee....
  • Suits you Sir!

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Re: Re: My favorite lie is...
by belg4mit (Prior) on Oct 20, 2002 at 15:27 UTC

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