Woodchucks chucking wood

[newrisedesigns]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

package Woodchuck;
my $wood = Woodchuck->chuck();
if($wood){ print $wood . " and " . chuck(); }

sub chuck{
 return "lots";
}

John J Reiser
newrisedesigns.com

[pfaut]

The Oracle may have something to say about this.

---
print map { my ($m)=1<<hex($_)&11?' ':'';
$m.=substr('AHJPacehklnorstu',hex($_),1) }
split //,'2fde0abe76c36c914586c';

[McD]

while ($supplicant->sputtering()) { zot($supplicant); }
Garbage collection left as an exercise for the priesthood. :-)
Peace,
-McD

[Aristotle]

Cute. :)

Makeshifts last the longest.