RE: Favorite way to spend an afternoon at work...

[j.a.p.h.]

Personally, I prefer multitasking. I switch between

• #perlmonks and
• Diablo 2 as I
• plot my boss' demise. I think he may be onto me, though. So when he tried to confront me about it, I pretended to
• space out while thinking up the best way to
• fork() bomb the guy in the next cubicle while I sip a
• vodka smoothie and pretend everything's fine and dandy.