(chromatic) RE: RE: Top Ten ways you know you are a Perl Monks Addict. (#11)

[chromatic]

My action figure has a kung-fu grip! His secret power is eval().

[BBQ]

$_, shouldn't that be?

My action figure has a kung-foo grep()!?

#!/home/bbq/bin/perl
# Trust no1!

[buzzcutbuddha]

My action figure comes with the Buddha Belly attack, and two empty Surge bottles to throw. His secret power is Benchmark, which he does obsessively....