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I am the drill instructor for future fairy godparents. Faerie & Nymphs Local 318 renegotiated our contract and we all got a big, fat pay cut! So I was reading the want ads in Faerie Folk Weekly looking for a second job and I came across a listing for a job as the Vote Fairy. It seems that Pair Networks needed someone to give votes to all of the little Monks here at Perl Monks so I took the job.
-- Jorgen von Strangle
My lists:
Likes:
- Watching others suffer
- Showing off my muscles
- Working out
- My jetpack
Dislikes:
- Sissies
- Wings
Fairies I love:
Tooth Fairy (she's my wife!)
Fairies I can't stand:
- Cosmo
- Wanda
Puny humans who make me sick:
- Timmy