Only one problem with that, it's already taken. Larry originally wanted perl to be pearl, but it was already taken (Process and Experiment Automation Realtime Language).
MJD says you can't just make shit up and expect the computer to know what you mean, retardo!
I run a Win32 PPM repository for perl 5.6x+5.8x. I take requests.
** The Third rule of perl club is a statement of fact: pod is sexy.