Potty humour...

[benn]

I make no apologies for this...it came to me while I was...ermmm...meditating in the Monastery bathroom :)

open (HANDLE,$door);
flock (HANDLE,LOCK_EX);
push;
push;
push;
pop;
my $handle = new IO::File "lavatory", "w";
$handle->flush();
flock (HANDLE,LOCK_UN);
exit;

/me suddenly wonders if this crops up regularily, as it were....
update Darn - I forgot to close the door again...oh well, Larry'll close it for me:)

[YuckFoo]

Maybe you should use use SOAP::Clean?

YuckFoo

[benn]

Ouch! :)

[outcast]

forget the soap what about this?

my $tp = new IO::File "Sharmen", "w";
$tp->wipe();
if($bathroom)
{
     SWITCH: {
     
     $bathroom eq "dark" && do { &lights('on');};
     $bathroom eq "stinky" && do { &fan('on');};
     $bathroom eq "leaving" && do { &lights('off');};
     DEFAULT: { &lights('off') && &fan('off');

     };
}

Why does that Angry Kid cartoon with the stinky finger come to mind.