Dirty Limerick

[DrManhattan]

I apologize in advance for this. (;

There once was a Perl Monk named Gertie
Using -T her data was dirty
	She said, "Damn unclean bits!"
	"Here's a regex that fits!"
And now her code compiles quite purty

-Matt

[clintp]

Said a dandy young coder in C,
"how easy web programming will be!"
He used gets();
his stack was a mess!
Now he's h4x0r3d through TCP

[jlp]

The last line would have the right number of syllables if you changed TCP to 'tcpd'. :)

[arturo]

Or, since the prounciation of "h4X0r3d" is "hacked", maybe toss in a 'been' before the l337 part of the last line.

Is that right about the pronunciation?

[Ignorance]

The first step in overcoming your addiction is admitting that you have a problem...

That one hurt my brain, and I voted it up!