Preferred way of entering a room

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(bbq) RE: Preferred way of entering a room by BBQ (Curate) on Aug 08, 2000 at 23:57 UTC
The way I'd like to do it: Check the door, but its locked Melt into a brownish-red goo Slide under the door Solidify at the other side BBQ takes a bow as the crowd goes wild. #!/home/bbq/bin/perl # Trust no1!	[reply]
RE: RE: Preferred way of entering a room by royalanjr (Chaplain) on Aug 09, 2000 at 00:05 UTC
On that same vein, how about the Mummy's sand-through-the-lock trick? hhhhhhhmmmmm Roy Alan	[reply]
RE: Preferred way of entering a room by turnstep (Parson) on Aug 08, 2000 at 23:07 UTC
Shot of empty room. Camera rotates around the room, revealing it is empty. A telephone in the middle of the room starts ringing. The camera continues to pan, and suddenly, turnstep (with sunglasses of course) is there! :)	[reply]
RE: RE: Preferred way of entering a room by royalanjr (Chaplain) on Aug 08, 2000 at 23:41 UTC
Make sure the windows are not covered with bricks smile God, I love that movie! smile Roy Alan	[reply]
Re^2: Preferred way of entering a room by Gavin (Archbishop) on Apr 11, 2010 at 09:16 UTC
Now that's an entrance!	[reply]
RE: Preferred way of entering a room by Snowdog (Sexton) on Aug 09, 2000 at 09:05 UTC
naked.	[reply]
RE: Preferred way of entering a room by royalanjr (Chaplain) on Aug 09, 2000 at 00:22 UTC
I was just told by a friend who is a firefighter that they can no longer place poles in newly constructed firehouses. The insurance companies say they are too dangerous. ggeeeesss Let's all slide down in protest! Roy Alan	[reply]
Re^2: Preferred way of entering a room by ambrus (Abbot) on Apr 10, 2010 at 16:11 UTC
I wonder if running down the stairs is safer.	[reply]
RE: Preferred way of entering a room by Adam (Vicar) on Aug 09, 2000 at 00:40 UTC
Invoke no clipping mode. Go where I wish, ignoring all physical blockades. Disable no clipping mode.	[reply]
RE: Preferred way of entering a room by jlistf (Monk) on Aug 09, 2000 at 19:03 UTC
hmmm... i'm surprised no one's suggested 'down the chimney'. "Ho Ho Ho!" then again... no one here is santa claus. jeff	[reply]
RE: Preferred way of entering a room by lolindrath (Scribe) on Aug 09, 2000 at 21:54 UTC
The dagger slips between your ribs as you turn, you didn't even notice the assassin enter the crowded room. You stare at him as he walks out, still unnoticed. --=Lolindrath=--	[reply]
(kudra: impressive assassin) RE: RE: Preferred way of entering a room by kudra (Vicar) on Aug 09, 2000 at 22:09 UTC
Staring at someone and still not noticing her/him. That's great obfuscation.	[reply]
Re: (kudra: impressive assassin) RE: RE: Preferred way of entering a room by belg4mit (Prior) on Jan 17, 2002 at 04:23 UTC
It's called "plateau eyes". UPDATE: Based on CB discussion w/ footpad `-- perl -pe "s/\b;([st])/'\1/mg"`	[reply]
RE: Preferred way of entering a room by barndoor (Pilgrim) on Aug 09, 2000 at 13:12 UTC
Through the window, 1.2 seconds after my flashbang. I just love Counterstrike...	[reply]
RE: RE: Preferred way of entering a room by lindex (Friar) on Aug 09, 2000 at 14:52 UTC
I prefer an HE first to injure and disorient then flash bang. Enter after I here the "poof" shoot as many as my clip allows with my m4, then finish off the rest with my knife. - lindex (a.k.a [TDTFFC]cleaner of www.counterstrike.org) lindex `/**************************/ jason@gost.net, wh@ckz.org http://jason.gost.net /***************************/` [download]	[reply] [d/l]
Buzzcutbuddha (Through the wall is the only way to go!): RE: Preferred way of entering a room by buzzcutbuddha (Chaplain) on Aug 09, 2000 at 16:01 UTC
Bust through Lou Ferrigno style!!!! Or even better for those of you who know the Kentucky Fried Movie, bust in like BIG JIM SLADE! Through the wall baby!	[reply]
RE: Preferred way of entering a room (unnoticed ?! (G)) by ybiC (Prior) on Aug 09, 2000 at 16:55 UTC
Hmmm... Is it just me, or is there a striking (yet dissonant) correlation between the number of Monks who vote that they prefer to slip into a room unnoticed, and the number of Monks whose reply includes large-bore firearms or heavy machinery? (big grin) loves irony, ybiC	[reply]
RE: RE: Preferred way of entering a room (unnoticed ?! (G)) by flymolo (Acolyte) on Aug 09, 2000 at 19:13 UTC
That's because this is really a psychology experiment. The people who want to slip in are either: a) antisocial/shy/introverted b) involved in covert activity Neither of these leads to much discourse. "Sometimes it's hard to tell the dancer from the dance."-Corwin in CoC "When the only tool you have is a hammer everything starts to look like a nail; When the only tool you have is a flaming sword every solution seems to involve slashing and burning something." --Not Sure	[reply]
RE: RE: Preferred way of entering a room (unnoticed ?! (G)) by royalanjr (Chaplain) on Aug 09, 2000 at 18:02 UTC
laughing You make a good observation!! I love irony as well. At the time I posted it, there were only 39 out of 112 that wanted to slip in unnoticed. I guess that leaves a lot of people that want to make an entrance! smiling wide Roy Alan	[reply]
RE: Preferred way of entering a room by Russ (Deacon) on Aug 09, 2000 at 08:17 UTC
Strafing to the side while targeting all moving objects with my pipe launcher. Mirv grenade primed and counting. (Team Fortress mod for Quake) Russ Brainbench 'Most Valuable Professional' for Perl	[reply]
RE: RE: Preferred way of entering a room by Mork29 (Scribe) on Aug 09, 2000 at 10:25 UTC
MY GOD! ONE OF THE FEW "TFERS" STILL OUT THERE!!!! I thought us TFC players had killed you all?!?! I guess we missed one...lol TF is a great game though....it's classic. Are you going to be playing TF2 when it comes out? I know I know, it'll be the half-life engine and not the quake like originally planned, but it's still gonna be the best FPS ever :) It'll have strategy in an FPS....What more can you ask for...	[reply]
RE:(3) Preferred way of entering a room by Russ (Deacon) on Aug 09, 2000 at 19:54 UTC
What more can you ask for? Linux support! No Linux, no Russ... Russ Brainbench 'Most Valuable Professional' for Perl	[reply]
RE: Preferred way of entering a room by pschoonveld (Pilgrim) on Aug 09, 2000 at 14:41 UTC
They call me The Sidler. (all it takes is a pair of boxing boots)	[reply]
RE: Preferred way of entering a room by pixelboy (Novice) on Aug 09, 2000 at 16:07 UTC
A Smith&Wesson 6 shooter in one hand, a 12guage sawed-off in the other, blood on my shirt, a nice cut across my cheek, a flaming cigar, and the words "Who wants a piece?" ("ya dirty mofos" optional)	[reply]
RE: Preferred way of entering a room (testosterone, maturity ;^) by ybiC (Prior) on Aug 09, 2000 at 00:32 UTC
So far, the bulldozer is winning hands down. What's that say about general maturity and testosterone levels at the Monastery? (grin) cheers, ybiC P.S. can you tell what my vote was? Bbbbbbbbbbbbb, Rrrmmmm, Rrrmmmm! Update: s/So far/For the moment/	[reply]
Re: Preferred way of entering a room by premchai21 (Curate) on Mar 12, 2001 at 02:06 UTC
Wave my best pen circularly, "Xyzzy music building!" and appear -- (with Perl code transporter effect of course).	[reply]


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