watcher@host.sub.dom says yo! 192.168.254.12 just scanned me!
bofh@sub.dom says you hear that Q? block that biatch.
Q@sub.dom says right away sir!
luser@sub.dom says my printer stopped working, what gives?
bofh@sub.dom says what's it's name/ip?
luser@sub.dom says printer4.sub.dom
/msg Q wha? printer4
Q@sub.dom says hrm, printer4 eh?
host: printer4
status: disabled (expired account 12345)
/msg Q tell luser wha
bofh@sub.dom says somebody forgot to pay $$ do you have a new account?
luser@sub.dom says 54321
/msg Q mod printer4 account 54321
Q@sub.dom says mod printer4 eh?
host: printer4
status: nominal
bofh@sub.dom says fixed u luser biatch
Q@sub.dom says block 192.168.254.1 active
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then i just have to replace myself with a bot and go on a long vacation. |