Mr. Vroom's birthday be Saturday the 20th. What booty shall ye be givin' him?

[ailie]

A Card

 12/5%

A PowerBook

 19/8%

Lots of Grog, and/or Rum

 68/29%

Ammunition

 29/12%

A Singin' Telegram

 16/7%

Nary a farthing, an' more'n the bilge rat's worth

 89/38%

233 total votes

[doran]

Vroom doesn't need some proprietary notebook. Just get him drunk, then tell him he musta lost it.

I, on the other hand, really could use a new powerbook...

[allolex]

Option missing: Donate money to his site.

And/or grog... A nice Château d'Yquem 1973?

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Allolex

[malaga]

Pretend I'm singing: "Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Vroo-oom, Happy Birthday to you!"

Thank you for the great gift of perlmonks.com.

[talexb]

.. and I'll be the guy standing off to one side, harmonizing the baritone part.

--t. alex
Life is short: get busy!

[bl0rf]

I'll FedEx one of those giant cakes with a woman in it
, I dont know if its legal though...

Happy birthday Vroom!

[ackme]

Been some problems lately about the shipping of live humans!

Props Vroom!

Happy ++;

[chaoticset]

Y'know, I worry about what the country's coming to when you can't ship live humans any more. Tsk tsk tsk.

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You are what you think.

[Elgon]

Nah,

You just need to get a life support system in your cargo hold - good for jumps from Leesti to Riedquat, so just getting to Illinois shouldn't be a problem...

Elgon

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[Louis_Wu]

It seems to me that "booty" would be the province of his SO, not the Monastery.

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"Uhh ... that'll take me three weeks, broken down as follows: 1 day for coding, the rest for meetings to explain why I only need 1 day for coding."

[rir]

Happy Birthday, Mr. Vroom.

[tbone1]

I need to apologize, Vroom. I guess a naked cake inside a woman isn't quite the same thing.


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tbone1
Ain't enough 'O's in 'stoopid' to describe that guy.
- Dave "the King" Wilson

[Moriarty]

Nothing, zilch, not even a brass razoo.

Sorry Mr Vroom but all my spare cash either goes into my computer (hungry little bastard that it is) or into the Salvo's coffers.

Hope you had a good one anyway :-)

[Lori713]

In my best singing voice (turn off speakers now...)

Hippo birdies two ewes,
Hippo birdies two ewes,
Hippo birdies deer Vroom,
Hippo birdies two ewes!


Can't help you with the "booty" issue...   ;-)

[Mago]

A Beginning Perl Book ... *<|;-p


Happy Birthday !!! Vroom.

[dmitri]

How old is Vroom?

[Mr. Muskrat]

vroom is now 25 years old.

I hope he had a wonderful birthday!

[zakzebrowski]

Happy B Day... Speaking of ammunition, postal II multi player is due out at christmas... bwah ha ha ha..., goin postal...

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Zak


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