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Those of you who were hanging around PerlMonks yesterday heard merlyn's bragging in Chatterbox about his great luck/skill with women at various Geek conferences. Well, we all feel this is a bit unfair; merlyn might manage to get more XP than our Fearless Leader, but more women is going too far!

So, without further ado, we hereby announce the Quest to Get vroom Laid at YAPC. To that end, please post your best geek pick up lines. This is our Father's Day present for vroom, so everybody work on this one!

Note: This is meant in fun, not to be insulting. Please keep it clean and humurous. Perl-related pick up lines only; Pick-up lines IN Perl are even better. And have fun at the conference, vroom!

- Ozymandias


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