And yea did the apprentice get sarcastic and say: "I
ask thee for enlightenment and you give me oyster sh*t?
The Zen master bowed her head, slipped off her necklace
and said, "Order rises from Disorder and Beauty from Filth."
She ran a toe across the cut edge of the tile floor and
said, "Start with Order and you may find yourself trapped,
Beauty can get ugly real quick."
And the apprentice wandered off having gotten bored trying
to look down the Master's bodice.
j/k, no flames please =)
$you = new YOU;
honk() if $you->love("A Boot To The Head")
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