What the heck?

You're a fricking hermit here, you've posted 1700 times, and this is the best you can do?

Is this some sort of exercise in patience testing, because mine ran out with you some time ago. Anytime I see one of your posts, it's all I can do to stop myself immediately downvoting it.

If you can't think of anything to say, STOP POSTING. Please. I'm sure everyone would be helpful they felt a question was interesting or funny, or insightful. But this is just so much garbage.

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