in reply to The best way to get food in my mouth is...
Eating with chopsticks provides me with the most satisfaction, since it also implies that:
- I am not working.
- I am not at home.
- I am drunk.
- My beautiful wife is still with me and she still loves me.
- There are probably few friends around.
- I can afford something better than a hamburger and salad.
- Tomorrow is probably not a working day. :)