delirium,
I do not have any substantive reply to your node, but the following makes me slightly nervous:
I enjoy heated arguments, and I think people screaming at each other in their posts over trifles is high comedy. That's what make Slashdot and Fark fun
To me, this makes you sound suspiciously like a troll. Or at least a person exhibiting troll-like behavior. Your behavior in this thread certainly reinforces that, in my mind.
Heated arguments on Slashdot and Fark may be fun for you, but for me (and others I know), they are anything but. In the very least, I think we can agree that certain communities tend to be overrun by such, and I can't imagine that's a good thing. I hope your love of argument is tempered by a desire to maintain a useful community.