Then, your Private:: idea is about the best you're going to get.
SQL::Catalog might be of some service.
Frankly, it might even be best to store your queries in the database itself and pre-load them when the app starts up. *shrugs*
Being right, does not endow the right to be rude; politeness costs nothing.
Being unknowing, is not the same as being stupid.
Expressing a contrary opinion, whether to the individual or the group, is more often a sign of deeper thought than of cantankerous belligerence.
Do not mistake your goals as the only goals; your opinion as the only opinion; your confidence as correctness. Saying you know better is not the same as explaining you know better.
I shouldn't have to say this, but any code, unless otherwise stated, is untested
