sub $newReesesMoment {
my $treat=shift;
my $self={
HUNGRY => 1,
SKINCONDITION => 'fair',
MILKRESERVES => 'good',
};
bless($self,ThisTreatGodMakeItPure);
return $self;
}
$me=ReesesCupFunction->newReesesMoment();
if $me->{HUNGRY} {
unpack($wrapperType,$package);
open(MOUTH, "<+/dev/digestion");
recv($currentReeses, $contentsOfTongue);
print MOUTH $contentsOfTongue;
glob $swallow;
require MilkGlass qw(Lift Tilt Drink SetDown);
close(MOUTH);
$numberOfReesesConsumed++;
}
if ($numberOfReesesConsumed > 35) {
$me->{SKINCONDITION}='acne';
}
$me->VerifyMilkReserves();
if ($package==undef) {
warn $spouse;
} else {
sin($more);
}
Okay, it isn't entirely functional, but that ceased to become my priority.
:)
.:.
Ioa Aqualine Petra'ka