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in reply to For whom would you vote, if you were an American?

Kerry? Bush? Which weasel do I choose? I am an American. I served my country in the US Navy and I never miss an election, but this one was really tough.

I'm not so sure I believe Kerry and his war record but on the other hand I don't believe Bush served his country at all.

I can tell when either one of them is lying really easy.. their lips move.

The way I figure it my dogs could run the counrty better than either of those two scaliwags.

And the "third party" candidates were a joke. Too bad, as I would have loved to have an alternative to those two jokers idiots slimey weasels.

I won't say who I voted for (that's my business) but I will say I held my nose the whole time I was in the voting booth.