in reply to Most of the email spam I get is:

If pr0n isn't in vast amounts for the day, then undecipherable jibberish about v|agra could be second contender. Let's see...

I am not: Gay, Short-Packaged, Unable to get it up, or in need of that financing information I requested two days ago. Oh yeah! I'm not a woman either, so I don't need to worry about my boob-size.

Lucky for me, I've got a spam-filter.

"I have said, Ye are gods; and all of you are children of the most High." - Psalms 82:6