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on Dec 06, 2000 at 15:39 UTC ( #45200=perlquestion: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

Anonymous Monk has asked for the wisdom of the Perl Monks concerning the following question:

Have you all considered eating a great big piece of cheese? If so what cheese would you eat and why? Aswell do any of you have a facination with bees? Just asking. Love hugs and jelly beans K8 & Jen from Blackpool

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Re: Cheese
by jepri (Parson) on Dec 06, 2000 at 18:40 UTC
    I never wanted to be a cheese coder! I wanted to be a lumberjack....

    #!/usr/perl/bin use Quantum::Superposition; my $shop =cheese_shop->new; my $customer = cheese_shop->new; if ( $customer->esuriant(bazouki) && $customer->terpsichorean(love) ){ if ( $shop->stock('red Leicester') ) { push $customer{shopping_cart}, 'red Leicester'); } else { if ( $shop->stock('Caerphilly') ) { push $customer{shopping_cart}, 'Caephilly'; } else { # about this point I got bored with the idea if ( $shop->stock(any('Bel Paese','Red Windsor','Stilton','Ementh +al','Gruyere','Norweigan Jarlsburg','Lipta','Lancashire','White Stilt +on','Danish Brew','Double Goucester','Cheshire','Dorset Bluveny','Bri +e, Roquefort','Pol le Veq','Port Salut','Savoy Aire','Saint Paulin',' +Carrier de lest','Bres Bleu','Bruson','Camenbert','Gouda','Edam','Cas +e Ness','Smoked Austrian','Wensleydale','Gorgonzola','I can't believe + how many cheeses Monty Python know about','Parmesan','Mozarella','Pa +per Cramer','Danish Bimbo','Toe Cheese','Czech sheep's milk','Venezue +lan Beaver Cheese','Cheddar','Illchester, the most popular cheese rou +nd here','Limburger'))) { print "Congratulations, you have discovered the hidden flaw in th +is program!" && die "Horribly"; } else { kill('owner'); }}}}
    The really amazing thing is probably this page.

    I didn't believe in evil until I dated it.

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Re: Cheese
by Petruchio (Vicar) on Dec 06, 2000 at 18:27 UTC
    Ahh... yes. You seem to be lost. Here you go. See you.
Re: Cheese
by repson (Chaplain) on Dec 06, 2000 at 17:31 UTC
    Umm do you know what this site is for?

    Just wondering...

    # hmm, bees, this is how much I care open OUT,'> /dev/null' or die "Sorry, can't write to oblivion\n"; for my $thing (@objects) { print OUT $thing->contects if $thing->type eq 'bee'; } close OUT; # back to finite land # cheese, ok then use Me; my $me = new Me; for my $thing (@objects) { $me->eat_all($thing->contents) if $thing->type =~ /cheese/i; }
    Don't worry, I'm perfectly normal (for me)
Re: Cheese
by mdillon (Priest) on Dec 06, 2000 at 21:07 UTC
    try i heard they've got all the cheesy feedback you could ever want.
(redmist) Re: Cheese
by redmist (Deacon) on Dec 07, 2000 at 01:01 UTC
    I would have to say that Cheddar, Jack, and Mozzerela all hold the same status in my mind. They are all quite edible...but only when melted.

    Silicon Cowboy
      One wishes the cat had gotten away w/ the whole round of you'all ...


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