For $20 we will print up a test and issue you a "Certified Perl Addict" diploma ( if you pass). I sell the "prepatory workbook" for $50, which is well worth the investment, since it gives you half the answers. For $1500, you can attend the
"Workshop", which gives all the answers.
Upon passing the test, you will be entered in our National Database of CPA's; and you will be able to put 'CPA' after your name(unless restricted by your state-laws). :-)
I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth.