Oh dear. You are taking this much too seriously! I was merely anthropormorphising a computer language.
I saw Perl sitting at a desk wearing slacks and a comfortable jumper rather than in a factory wearing overalls and welders goggles. C on the other hand is a highly trained individual who does his job really well but if you push him over the edge he will go haywire and people could get hurt.
Suggestion for a new meditation -> If X were a person, they would be like... where X is a computer language. (I guess it has been done though!)