Re: (tye)Re: Re: Perl Resolutions

[Macphisto]

I resolve to
Tackle tye.
Downvote tye as often as possible so he can enjoy changing levels often
Find some way to kidnap tye and reenact the movie/book Misery. ( Tye You're not squeamish are you? )
Eat more pecan pie
Steal all pie from tye.
Stop posting to Perlmonks after the caffeine hits hard

Everyone has their demons....

[tye]

True story: Tye leaves the Monastery when he realizes he hasn't eaten breakfast. Ah, pecan pie (and with lots of pecans, not with that strange layer of goo with just a thin layer of pecans floating on top -- and we have to import pecans from Texas because we live in California at the moment). Hey! Where is the last of the pecan pie??

Tye decides to eat cold, left-over oatmeal that the twins didn't finish while he contemplates what to really eat for breakfast and returns to PerlMonks... to find this post!

Curse you Macphisto! I will get my revenge!

        - tye (but my friends call me "Tye")

[Macphisto]

Macphisto gobbles up the last of the Pecan Pie and then grabs for more...he gets...
One of tye's twins! Drat...
Macphisto puts the child back ( along with a note saying that someone should really change that kids diaper ) and reaches for the oatmeal..yum...oatmeal


Everyone has their demons....