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Re: Re: If God wrote a Perl script

by Blue (Hermit)
on Jan 03, 2001 at 03:01 UTC ( #49412=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

in reply to Re: If God wrote a Perl script
in thread If God wrote a Perl script

We couldn't run any of god's scripts because they would all have:

require omnipotence; require omniscience;
Heck, root access on the universe is rough to get. And installing modules locally on the universal incarnation of Perl has beel lost with the ole'-time wizards like Circe and Merlin.

=Blue might be eaten by a grue...

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Re^3: If God wrote a Perl script
by Your Mother (Archbishop) on Nov 03, 2015 at 13:19 UTC
    # Need this line too to prevent unpredictable crashes. no paradox;
Re: Re: Re: If God wrote a Perl script
by premchai21 (Curate) on Apr 20, 2001 at 06:35 UTC
    I wonder if the universe is really written in Perl... If you could get root on God's box, you could -- dare I say -- <gasp!> RULE THE WORLD! BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

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