This obfu no longer works starting from perl 5.20 and 5.19.2. See Re: How to make warnings disappear and http://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2013/07/msg204205.html .
See also How to make warnings disappear.
call it version 1.0
destroy all evidence that I tried
pay someone else to do it for me
have some cake
try two more times so my failure is statistically significant
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