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Re: YKYBH(P)TL...

by lzcd (Pilgrim)
on Jan 21, 2001 at 00:52 UTC ( [id://53276]=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

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in reply to YKYBH(P)TL...

I've always thought they could reword the classic tick box option from:

if ($drugs) { tick() }

To:

if ($IQ < 30) { tick() }

I figure whatever people were left over (from not carrying drugs) you could probably deport just on the strength of their diminished usefulness to the state.

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Re: Re: YKYBH(P)TL...
by epoptai (Curate) on Jan 21, 2001 at 09:16 UTC
    Speaking of diminished usefulness to the state:
    for(@president) { if ($IQ < 30) { bush() } }

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