Re: YKYBH(P)TL...

[lzcd]

I've always thought they could reword the classic tick box option from:

if ($drugs) { tick() }

To:

if ($IQ < 30) { tick() }

I figure whatever people were left over (from not carrying drugs) you could probably deport just on the strength of their diminished usefulness to the state.

[epoptai]

Speaking of diminished usefulness to the state:

for(@president)
{
     if ($IQ < 30) { bush() }
}