Beefy Boxes and Bandwidth Generously Provided by pair Networks
Perl-Sensitive Sunglasses

C4 and Guntape

by zer (Deacon)
on Mar 30, 2006 at 04:28 UTC ( [id://540115]=poem: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

This is something that spawned from a line I came up with that applies to everything that needs fixing.

You can fix anything with a bit of C4 and Guntape! i would say.

So the story goes on...
I was trying to findout if I had extra slots for more memory on my motherboard. I asked my buddy, "Can I find out how many slots are available on my motherboard without pulling out the C4 and Guntape?"

surely enough he showed me how to get it. Smugly he says, "Well, you didnt need to use C4 and Guntape on your PC. But it looks like I need to put some on my Perl."

Low and behold came this bit of coding pun.

#!/usr/bin/perl $perl = C4 and Guntape; print $perl;

To his surprise it worked however not how he expected...
When the program printed out C4 only he said, "WoW! It not only worked but it appears that I dont need Guntape after all!"
This may not be the best poetry, but anything involving "C4 and Guntape" is poetry to my ears

Replies are listed 'Best First'.
Re: C4 and Guntape
by zentara (Archbishop) on Mar 30, 2006 at 11:20 UTC
    The Dept. of Homeland Security would like to know where you get your C4, so they can do price comparisons. :-)

    I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth. flash japh
      lol... interesting fact
      C4 - $7 a block
      dummy -C4- $12 a block
      just tell them i got it from tony. theyll understand

Log In?

What's my password?
Create A New User
Domain Nodelet?
Node Status?
node history
Node Type: poem [id://540115]
Approved by Paladin
and the web crawler heard nothing...

How do I use this?Last hourOther CB clients
Other Users?
Others perusing the Monastery: (3)
As of 2024-07-21 00:15 GMT
Find Nodes?
    Voting Booth?

    No recent polls found

    erzuuli‥ 🛈The London Perl and Raku Workshop takes place on 26th Oct 2024. If your company depends on Perl, please consider sponsoring and/or attending.