One thing you can do is devote all ur time to perl for 1 month until u write and say everything in perl. so u would talk in perl such as:
while ($talking_on_fone) {
print "Hello how are you today, no I don't want the newspaper, may i s
+uggest u read Perl. Good-bye.";
}
Then after you do that, write a super huge script, charge a lot of $$$ and u wont have to worry about the rent ;).
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