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perl is no help

by Anonymous Monk
on May 09, 2006 at 16:03 UTC ( #548255=poem: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

when hardware fails
spirits need lifting
perl is no help

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Re: perl is no help
by TedPride (Priest) on May 10, 2006 at 05:06 UTC
    when you buy
    a local brand
    you deserve what you get
      the local brand
      is international
      and warranty expired
Re: perl is no help
by zentara (Archbishop) on May 10, 2006 at 10:51 UTC
    $consolation = $perl + $book + $easychair

    I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth. flash japh
      $consolation = $perl + $new_hardware - $perl_book_money
Re: perl is no help
by krisahoch (Deacon) on May 17, 2006 at 20:12 UTC

    What do you mean that Perl is no help when you hardware fails? Does Perl not jump right in to fix the failed hardware? Does it not hold you to its bossom and caress you lovingly until your spirit is lifted?


    Kristofer A. Hoch

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