Everyone's responses have been awesome, but there might be the winners because they're so simple. I need non-programmer types to be able to memorize and spit these out.
actually Kanji's suggestion seemed so good there's a box 3000 miles away in California being rebooted as we speak =) oops.
"A man's maturity -- consists in having found again the seriousness one had as a child, at play." --Nietzsche