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I've been here and there. I've seen a few things. Minneapolis is my home in many ways, and has shaped me more than the few short years I've spent here normally would.

I work in a high risk environment for a major financial institution.

I wrote my own japh: print "Just Another Perl Hacker" ;

Maybe someday I'll find time to obfuscate it. In the meantime, I'll continue to run from fire to fire, hacking Solutions in my wake.

Perl engages my enthusiasm. VB doesn't, so lets not talk about it. Kung fu engages my enthusiasm, but I'd be much better at it if I practiced harder.