It's been a little while for me, so I thought I'd whip something up to cheer myself up. Hopefully it brings a smile to your face as well :)
#!/usr/bin/perl
{;$ _
=q(Ju st a
nothe r Pe
rl ha cker
,); s
[ \s
{2,}]
{}xsg
;};$# =$_ ;
{;s(: )(: :
];);} print
$=;;
--chargrill
$,=42;for(34,0,-3,9,-11,11,-17,7,-5){$*.=pack'c'=>$,+=$_}for(reverse s
+plit//=>$*
){$%++?$ %%2?push@C,$_,$":push@c,$_,$":(push@C,$_,$")&&push@c,$"}$C[$#
+C]=$/;($#C
>$#c)?($ c=\@C)&&($ C=\@c):($ c=\@c)&&($C=\@C);$%=$|;for(@$c){print$_^
+$$C[$%++]}