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If my boss .....

by jesuashok (Curate)
on Sep 20, 2006 at 03:48 UTC ( #573844=poem: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

If my boss writes if, I write then
If my boss writes do, I write while
If my boss writes for, I write foreach
If my boss writes printf, I write print
If my boss writes chomp, I write chop
If my boss writes oct, I write hex
If my boss writes index, I write rindex
If my boss writes uc, I write ucfirst
if my boss writes grep, I write map
If my boss writes push, I write pop
If my boss writes sleep, I write alarm
If my boss writes use, I write require

If my boss uses `cp`, I use File::Copy
If my boss uses `scp`, I use Net::SCP
If my boss uses `mv`, I use File::Rename
If my boss uses `find`, I use File::Find
If my boss uses `grep`, I use File::Grep
If my boss uses `sqlplus`,I use DBD::Oracle
If my boss uses `mysql`, I use DBD::mysql
If my boss uses `telnet`, I use Net::Telnet
If my boss uses `ftp`, I use Net::FTP
If my boss uses `ssh`, I use Net::SSH
If my boss uses `date`, I use Date::Calc

Everone can continue this, as per your knowledge.
"Keep pouring your ideas"

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Re: If my boss .....
by chargrill (Parson) on Sep 21, 2006 at 03:39 UTC
    Everyone can continue this, as per your knowledge.

    Ok, sounds fun!

    If Ovid postulates, I click ++.
    If ikegami elucidates, I click ++.
    If diotalevi pontificates, I click ++.
    If ingy defenestrates, I click ++.
    If brian_d_foy educates, I click ++.
    If chromatic contemplates, I click ++.
    If liverpole obfuscates, I click ++.
    If jesuashok previews and then creates, I click --.

    s**lil*; $*=join'',sort split q**; s;.*;grr; &&s+(.(.)).+$2$1+; $; = qq-$_-;s,.*,ahc,;$,.=chop for split q,,,reverse;print for($,,$;,$*,$/)
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Re: If my boss .....
by liverpole (Monsignor) on Sep 20, 2006 at 16:17 UTC
    So what are you trying to say, exactly?

    You like to disagree with your boss?  No matter what your boss does, it's wrong?  You consider yourself superior to your boss?

    Sorry, I don't get it.

    Update:  Maybe jesuashok's "junior" is accessing his keyboard again ...?


      I suppose he should be given some credit, as it appears at least that he hasn't plagiarised this one...

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