|go ahead... be a heretic|
scottstefby scottstef (Curate)
|on Feb 18, 2001 at 08:35 UTC||Need Help??|
A lesson learned...
and then ... she ate some more!!!
Finally, she decided she'd had plenty. She washed her face with her tiny front legs, belched a few times, then attempted to fly away. But alas...she had pigged out far too much and could not get off the ground.
She looked around wondering what to do about this unpleasant situation when she spotted a pitchfork leaning upright against the barn wall.
She'd found a solution!! She realized if she could just become airborne she'd be able to fly again.
So, she painstakingly, climbed to the top of the handle. Once there, she took a deep breath, spread her tiny fly wings, and leaped confidently into the air.
She dropped like a rock and splattered all over the floor...