Now now, you shouldn't let this guy's unreasonable expectations become a wedge issue. I mean he just wants to join the club of social networking site owners. Then again given the average person's ignorance about programming I guess that's par for the course. Who knows, someone puttering around in their garage may have already written HTML::MySpaceYouTubeClone and just not gotten around to uploading it to CPAN. Or they have but don't want anyone to pin it on them and they get blamed for the hole thing.
So master your irons, yet every hit from the tee is straight into water? And maybe it's just our gold courses here, but they don't allow irons on the green either.
You might want to rename your "social networking" site... after you've mastered woods and putting as well, of course!