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Re: My favorite lie is...

by shmem (Chancellor)
on Apr 06, 2007 at 22:28 UTC ( #608770=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??


in reply to My favorite lie is...

The one also known as the shortest programmer's joke:
I'm ready in a minute.

I know its not true every time I say that, but geez... at least I try hard :-)

--shmem

_($_=" "x(1<<5)."?\n".q·/)Oo.  G°\        /
                              /\_¯/(q    /
----------------------------  \__(m.====·.(_("always off the crowd"))."·
");sub _{s./.($e="'Itrs `mnsgdq Gdbj O`qkdq")=~y/"-y/#-z/;$e.e && print}

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