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why chomp() is a no-no

by Anonymous Monk
on May 14, 2007 at 05:22 UTC ( #615230=poem: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

A lil' freestyl' for ya
Don't be a chump
no-no-no
Don't use chomp
no-no-no
Don't be sloppy
no-no-no
Don't ask questions never
no-no-no
Don't confuse the testing process 
no-no-no
Don't be grossly negligent
no-no-no
It might sound crazy,
But it aint no lie,
Better use chop, I mean Chonk
Baby, bye, bye, bye
I'm a professional!

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Re: why chomp() is a no-no
by Fletch (Chancellor) on May 14, 2007 at 13:19 UTC
    I'm the king of chomp, there is none higher
    Sucker PMs should call me "sire"
    To burn my code, you must use fire
    I won't stop chomp'in till I retire

    . . . and we'll just stop that travesty right there.

    Update: Or even older school (for the rappin' grannies with 22 YEARS EXPERIENCE . . . :)

    I said a chop chonk the hippie the hippie
    to the chop chop chonk, a you dont chomp
    the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
    to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
Re: why chomp() is a no-no
by cog (Parson) on May 14, 2007 at 09:00 UTC
    I'm a professional!

    With 22 years of IT experience, I bet :-)

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