I have two left feet
I've just the one foot left
Sorry, can't; left my feet in my other shoes
I sweep her off his feet
I'm lucky to make it 3 feet w/o injury
Keeping up with me is no mean feat
Even being at a dance I consider defeat
I fear it makes me look effete
Something else is afoot
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