I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...

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Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was... by kyle (Abbot) on Feb 10, 2008 at 01:21 UTC
...an XP quip. (`You are a unique flower.`)	[reply] [d/l]
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was... by McDarren (Abbot) on Feb 10, 2008 at 02:21 UTC
A spelling mistake. `s/counceling/counseling/ \|\| s/counceling/counselling` ;)	[reply] [d/l]
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was... by poolpi (Hermit) on Feb 10, 2008 at 04:12 UTC
a cute allergy to the other interpreted languages :0) PooLpi	[reply]
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was... by syphilis (Archbishop) on Feb 10, 2008 at 04:27 UTC
Never be embarrassed about a rash. Cheers, Rob	[reply]
Re^2: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was... by grinder (Bishop) on Feb 10, 2008 at 07:54 UTC
Only a monk a with a nick like yours could make such a statement with no further justification required :) • another intruder with the mooring in the heart of the Perl	[reply]
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was... by zentara (Archbishop) on Feb 10, 2008 at 13:18 UTC
Delusions of Grandeur. ;-) I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth. Cogito ergo sum a bum	[reply]
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was... by wolfger (Deacon) on Feb 11, 2008 at 08:21 UTC
An embarrassing ~~rash~~ hash -- Nothing to see here. Move along.	[reply] [d/l]
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was... by moritz (Cardinal) on Feb 11, 2008 at 11:33 UTC
.. this lousy T-shirt.	[reply]
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was... by andreas1234567 (Vicar) on Feb 12, 2008 at 01:42 UTC
`Server Error (Error ID 9372919b58026)` -- Andreas	[reply] [d/l]
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was... by technojosh (Priest) on Feb 11, 2008 at 11:12 UTC
Yeah, I don't know, it seemed like everything was going fine, and then the next day...BAM! You're stuck in the clinic and PerlMonks won't even return a call...	[reply]
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was... by bradcathey (Prior) on Feb 10, 2008 at 08:22 UTC
...an addiction to pipe smoking. —Brad "The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done by perfect men." George Eliot	[reply]
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was... by memnoch (Scribe) on Feb 11, 2008 at 10:56 UTC
Down-voted :(	[reply]
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was... by Hercynium (Hermit) on Feb 10, 2008 at 23:19 UTC
...this bizarre desire to grow a handle-bar moustache? //Ladies, the line for kisses forms to the left :{)	[reply]
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was... by apl (Monsignor) on Feb 12, 2008 at 15:45 UTC
I pledged my undying love 32 years ago. Sorry PerlMonks...	[reply]
Re^2: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was... by Argel (Prior) on Feb 14, 2008 at 20:19 UTC
cough mistress cough (Just kidding of course. Congrats on being together so long!!) Update: Disclaimer: Not responsible for diet coke spray damage to monitors! :-)	[reply]
Re^2: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was... by samizdat (Vicar) on Feb 18, 2008 at 09:51 UTC
All you got was a roll in the matrices... Don Wilde "There's more than one level to any answer."	[reply]
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was... by johndageek (Hermit) on Feb 15, 2008 at 15:11 UTC
A deep friar? Enjoy! Dageek	[reply]
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was... by stonecolddevin (Parson) on Feb 13, 2008 at 19:19 UTC
this itchy rash and "Roger Moore's" tattoo'd across my chest... meh.	[reply]
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was... by -arc- (Monk) on Feb 14, 2008 at 03:13 UTC
A habit	[reply]
Re^2: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was... by tye (Sage) on Feb 15, 2008 at 15:09 UTC
We have nun - tye	[reply]
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was... by DrHyde (Prior) on Feb 19, 2008 at 05:28 UTC
St Valentine's week? Jesus H. Java-Using Christ, it was annoying enough when it was just a day!	[reply]
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was... by Herkum (Parson) on Feb 14, 2008 at 18:02 UTC
'Someone stole my license plate off my car'... (true story)! How is that for love for fellow man? :(	[reply]
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was... by Anonymous Monk on Feb 12, 2008 at 23:29 UTC
Priapism	[reply]
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was... by doob (Pilgrim) on Feb 20, 2008 at 13:40 UTC
...a barely noticeable lack of girlfriend	[reply]
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