Holding a perl monk

[yojimbo]

I'd love to see a coaster that says: "I'd rather be holding a perl monk."

Ermmmm, no, this is a bad idea... Please ignore.

What about a Perl Monks prayer wheel? Or a mini-altar, or the Gospel according to Larry? Everyone does mouse-mats and T-shirts: be different. The Buddhists have those natty prayer-flags - you could do a Perl Monks prayer flag! I'd love to have one of those in my cube.

How about Holy Water, then you could really bless those objects, even cast daemons into NT boxes (figuring that a daemon's better than a background process any day).

A prayer mat would be neat-o, as would a Perl Monks calendar, complete with a new meditation for each day of the year. Put enough holy days in the calendar and I could take half the year off work! Wooo-hooo!

(PS: I want more than XP for this rubbish -- gimme kick-backs ;-)