Re^2: poll ideas quest 2009

[cog]

Hey, zentara, cheer up!

Here are some possible answers for your poll:

• die;
• die "with a blast";
• die die;
• exit;
• no_such_method();
• use SOAP::Lite;
• warn die;
• die warn;

[Limbic~Region]

cog,

• *new = *DESTROY; # The cycle of life in 1 easy step
• END { undef sin(); } # Purge all sin in the end
• sleep; # go to sleep and never wake up
• kill $$; # generic suicide

Ok, this is more poetry than poll but I am sure one could come up with other fun ones using the functions. Here are some ideas:

• bind or tie
• chop
• crypt
• goto
• reset or redo

[ww]

• bind # enslave
• chop # Execute by guillotine or axe
• chomp # <super>1</super> masticate; <super>2</super> bite
• goto # real men don't ask directions
• hex # cast a spell (generally, evil) upon
• unpack # action undertaken upon return from a trip
• split # <super>1</super> depart; <super>2</super> terminate a state of matrimony
• study # to read perldoc perlfunc
• shift # Change gears. Obsolete as applied to manual (obs.) transmissions
• chroot # see "cheroot"

[zwon]

kill KILL => $$