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Re^2: poll ideas quest 2009

by cog (Parson)
on Jan 08, 2009 at 14:25 UTC ( #734898=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

in reply to Re: poll ideas quest 2009
in thread poll ideas quest 2009

Hey, zentara, cheer up!

Here are some possible answers for your poll:

  • die;
  • die "with a blast";
  • die die;
  • exit;
  • no_such_method();
  • use SOAP::Lite;
  • warn die;
  • die warn;

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Re^3: poll ideas quest 2009
by Limbic~Region (Chancellor) on Jan 08, 2009 at 15:44 UTC
    • *new = *DESTROY; # The cycle of life in 1 easy step
    • END { undef sin(); } # Purge all sin in the end
    • sleep; # go to sleep and never wake up
    • kill $$; # generic suicide

    Ok, this is more poetry than poll but I am sure one could come up with other fun ones using the functions. Here are some ideas:

    Cheers - L~R

      • bind # enslave
      • chop # Execute by guillotine or axe
      • chomp # <super>1</super> masticate; <super>2</super> bite
      • goto # real men don't ask directions
      • hex # cast a spell (generally, evil) upon
      • unpack # action undertaken upon return from a trip
      • split # <super>1</super> depart; <super>2</super> terminate a state of matrimony
      • study # to read perldoc perlfunc
      • shift # Change gears. Obsolete as applied to manual (obs.) transmissions
      • chroot # see "cheroot"
Re^3: poll ideas quest 2009
by zwon (Abbot) on Jan 08, 2009 at 15:53 UTC
    kill KILL => $$

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