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in reply to Re: I can afford to spend so much time at the Monastery because:
in thread I can afford to spend so much time at the Monastery because:

zentara, I am a little mystified by your question. Given your (mostly :)) lucid posts, you have missed the clear syllogistic conclusion:
  1. Albert Einstein clearly explained time, via special relativity.
  2. As Benjamin Franklin said "Time is Money"
  3. 1 Tim 6:10 clearly states that "The love of money is the root of all evil"(actually, the greek can actually be read "...the root of all sorts of evil")
  4. Therefore, "Einstein is the root of all evil" QED (you can get him off the hook a little bit by using the latter tranlation of 1 Tim 6:10)

Your apparent lapse in logical capability can easily be attributed to the facts that

  1. You are certainly an example of the population the poll describes
  2. You have actually read too many of the "How can I do <blah<blah> with an RE?

fnord