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NodeReaper ( apologies to Ms. Shirley Bassey, and John Barry, Leslie Bricusse, & Anthony Newley )by idnopheq (Chaplain) |
on May 06, 2001 at 02:00 UTC ( [id://78293]=poem: print w/replies, xml ) | Need Help?? |
To the tune of the infamous "Goldfinger", original words by Leslie Bricusse & Anthony Newley, music by John Barry, sung by the very tallented Ms. Shirley Bassey.
Note: one must perform the obligatory "Ba WAA Waaaa" where appropriate. Does it belong in Perl Poetry? I'd hate to code this sucker! But I am wont for another abode w/i the monastary, perhaps due to Canadian beer. Without further ado, NodeReaper!
NodeReaper Such a cold reaper.
Newby monk
Plague-like words he will pour in your ear,
Mister NodeReaper.
Every day, he takes off his nodes to die,
Mister NodeReaper
He loves only nodes. THX to stephen and tinman and all on the chatterbox this afternoon for their lyrical genius! UPDATE:japhy pointed out maybe it should be 'ba WAAAAA waa'. More UPDATES: due to significant constructive criticism, and my inadequacies, I redid some of the lyrics to better reflect the intentions of the participants. My sincerest and most humble 'Sorry!' if anyone is artistically or metaphysically offended!
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