Re: Last time I strayed away from proper monk behaviour, I ...

[BioLion]

...'meditated' about PerlNuns...

[Tux]

Worth more than one ++! Real nice answer

I wandered off in the direction of Ireland, where in many places internet is hard to find. I must say the country made me to hardly miss it. Is that a sin?

[ysth]

No such thing; we use Monks inclusively. You could say 'meditated' about other Monks of the gender, lack thereof, or genders you find worth said 'meditation'.

[BioLion]

Exactly. Their lack of existence makes them so unattainable that Monks (of the gentlemanly persuasion) are driven wild, with no choice but to seek solace in solitary contemplation.

[graceoflarkspur]

Perhaps the term should be Perlnones then? :P

[blogical]

Don't think about invisible pink elephants.

[psini]

Unicorn. It is an invisible pink unicorn.