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I'm a professional Perl programmer

I've been programming in perl for the past 7 years, and prior to that I wrote in everything from Microsoft QuickBasic, to Pascal, to Visual Basic, to VBA, to C, to C++, to Visual C++.

I am also a published poet and essayist.