Doing Battle

[buzzcutbuddha]

BEGIN { my $defense }
while(@Slashdot){
     open(MyMouth, "Speak");
     my $mind;
     foreach ($PerlFlamer) {
          &listenClosely;
          &respondCalmly;
          &repeatFacts;
          s/falsehoods/truths/gi;
     }
}
END { 
     my $karma eq '0';
     my $worry eq '0';
     my $smiles++;
}

[Anonymous Monk]

Once a man came to the master.

- All this crap about Perl... it's all nonsense... bullshit!

The master smiled and nodded.

- To understand the Perl nature, one must keep his calm.

As the monastery security beat the crap out of the man, he was enlight
+ened.

[Adam]

Shouldn't that be foreach(@perlflamer) ?

[Simplicus]

Truth
Simplicus

[Anonymous Monk]

Ex Nilo Nilo Fit.

I think thats right.

^not[^t\<hing\>]&|not[thing]&

Plz correct me if it's not.