You are so right, how dare
chromatic spend his free time the way he wants to? And write about something that he finds interesting
in public! And he expresses his own opinion, not yours, the shameless man! I bet he
uses strict in his PERL scripts too!
You are fighting the fight of the truly just here, do not give up! The time you spend writing offensive nonsense helps Perl 5 immensely! Keep on doing it and you will save Perl 5, and people will continue to write buggy little admin scripts like the ones you prefer for all time!